| I have a confession to make. I have an alter ego that very few people
know about. Not only is he an alter ego, but he is a super hero as
well. His/my name is Reign. He presides over evil in the Fairborn area.
Don't worry your in good hands folks Dewanye Puirtini won't be taking
over the world anytime soon, especially not on Reign's watch. His two
biggest enemies are Dewanye Puirtini(An engineer of many evil things)
and Goo Goo Cachoo(he has a doctorite in evil medicine). Anyways he is
best known for his superior main of hair.Here os a quick look at this
god like hero.
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| I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving as I ride my Dragon!
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven Nemo? Anyways yeah yeah I'm
almost done with another long update so hold your horses. Pshhh
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Back to Xanga I come. This entry should be fun. Many fun events
have occurred in my life since the last post. I can’t wait to get back
to writing my random thoughts/events section. I miss it.
So I think I should pick up things around winter break. My friend Micah
and I traveled to sunny Boca Raton Florida. While in Boca I ate at a
restaurant that Justin Timberlake had rented out only a week earlier to
feast with Cameron Diaz (if I was him I would ditch Cameron and try to
hook up with Penelope Cruz). I also gazed upon 50 Cents humble abode.
His house is decent to say the least. I did however expect something on
the front of his house to say G-Unit, but it didn’t. The entire time I
was in Florida I did not take one picture. I didn’t feel the need to.
The main reason we went down to Boca was to visit a friend of ours who
attends college there. She definitely showed us a good time. We went to
a strip club (third time I’ve been to one) one blurry night and things
got real interesting. I was already hazy before we went into the strip
club. The girls we we’re with opened a tab and said order whatever we
wanted (thanks to some random dad whose credit card paid for it all).
Oh yeah and while we we’re there our friend got on stage and started
stripping. I’ll give it to her; she’s got a nice chest. I actually
don’t remember leaving the strip club, but I woke up the next day at 5
pm feeling under the weather. All in all it was a good trip. I am
currently broke and still paying Micah back for part of the trip. It
was pretty damn expensive.
When I got back from Florida things
with the band started kicking back up (enter Alex Calligan). Upon the
arrival of a drummer, our band started practicing like mad men. Six
days a week and up to four hour sessions got us feeling comfortable
with booking a show and playing our set. We had our first show on New
Years Eve. It was enjoyable. After that we started booking shows
whenever possible. Alex Calligan is a badass. Here are some random band
pics from random shows.
Also you should definitely vote for us to play on the acoustic stage
for the Taste of Chaos tour when it comes through Dayton. Click here to
do so. VOTE FOR US
Some readers are probably wondering how the females are treating me.
Well over Winter Break I had an awakening. No longer am I going to be
the guy who wants a steady, comfortable relationship. What is the point
in that? No one (of the female gender) I know wants that, so why should
I? So now I’m here with a smile on my face refusing to be hurt again.
My heart has been removed from my sleeve and now resides behind the
zipper of my pants. Let’s have some fun shall we? I’m young and while
seeking after someone special sounds like a good idea backed with good
intentions, it’s not. Let someone special find you. And ladies, never
scare a guy by getting all attached after one date. We will most likely
drop you like a bad habit and ask you to not pass go or to collect 200
dollars. So yeah “crash into me”.
Ok this is what I wrote in my last entry.
“I
think a relationship would be very appropriate for the stage in life I
am in right now. Would I be a bad boyfriend since I haven’t been in a
serious relationship for a little over 3 years? Ahh who knows. I just
know it would be fun to say to other girls and people, “Yeah I have a
girlfriend, and I’m infatuated with her.” OK enough rambling about
stuff you don’t care about”
Man I’m a douche. Oh well.
Random Thoughts/Events
1.
So in the summer I hung out with this girl a lot and yeah we made out.
Well on New Years Eve she hung out with Rob Schneider and made out with
him all night long.
How does that affect me? Well he is an A-level celebrity and he made
out with the same girl that I had already. So that makes me a B-level
celebrity. Shit yeah I’m working my way up the ranks.
2. I
probably shouldn’t write about this in my Xanga, but hey why not? I
think it is funny, but maybe you don’t. So it was just a normal night I
go to sleep all tucked in tight. I wake up at 4 and I kind of feel all
sticky. So then I realize that homeboy under the covers is standing up
straight saluting me. Then I realize holy hell I’m covered in skeet
skeet. I have no clue what happened, I didn’t even have a good dream.
So yeah I had a wet dream. The last one I had I was in middle school. I
looked it up on the internet and it said that I should have stopped
having them after 15. Then it said that you have one due to lack of
sexual activity. So I guess I need some more activities to keep my
homeboy happy. Oh and thanks to Krysta for washing all the skeet skeet
out of my sheets.
3. Dewayne Purter as a child. 
4. Good times! No that is not marijuana, it is steamed tobacco from a hookah bar.
5.
I know I said above that I’m not looking for anything serious, but I am
enjoying the company of another person right now. Yeah Heather is a
pimp. It sucks though cause I never get to see her. Hopefully that will
change.
Welp I’m going to go to bed right now. We have a show at
Bowling Green University tomorrow night so I should sleep. Peace and
enjoy the ride.
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